Celebrities Who Can’t Drive: A Hilarious Look at Famous Non-Drivers

Ah, driving – a daily task for most, but a challenge for some. Especially if you’re a celebrity! Imagine having oodles of money, owning a garage full of luxury cars, and yet not being able to hit the road. Sounds ironic, right? Well, for some of our favorite stars, driving is more of a daunting task than a convenience. Let’s dive into the glamorous world of these stars who might just prefer someone else behind the wheel.

1. **Cardi B**: Cardi B, the queen of rap and owner of a dazzling fleet of vehicles, shared a hilarious tweet inspired by Olivia Rodrigo’s song “Driver’s License”. Cardi jokingly mentioned writing a song about the struggle of not having a driver’s license. In a candid confession, she admitted that her array of cars is primarily for taking pictures and featuring in her lyrics. When Cardi attempted to drive during Carpool Karaoke with James Corden, it didn’t go as planned – let’s just say, cones were toppled.

2. **Kate Beckinsale**: Despite her elegance on-screen, Kate Beckinsale has had more driving test fails than movie awards. She once joked about her abysmal driving record, acknowledging it was “embarrassing” and a bit “weird.” Until she can pass a test, it’s either Uber or her daughter who takes the wheel.

3. **Bella Thorne**: Bella’s phobia of driving is no secret. Although she got herself a car after turning 18, it soon became apparent that she was much happier as a passenger. In her words, she’s perfectly content watching her mom drive. Even years later, Bella remains loyal to public transport and mom-driven rides.

4. **Tina Fey**: The comedic genius Tina Fey avoided driving for most of her life, relying instead on the bus and subway systems. It wasn’t until the pandemic, when she realized she needed more independence, that she bought her first car. Even then, she hilariously tagged herself as a public transport enthusiast.

5. **Barbra Streisand**: Driving mishaps haunt even the most seasoned celebrities, and Barbra Streisand is no exception. After a close call driving up an off-ramp, Barbra decided it was time to hang up her car keys. Her driving skills might be rusty, but she remains a diva in every other aspect!

6. **Ricky Gervais**: Known for his sharp wit, Ricky Gervais opted out of driving altogether. While rumors circulated about him hosting a car show, Ricky clarified he couldn’t drive, making him a rather unsuitable candidate for the role. His humor shines through in every interview, even when discussing his lack of driving abilities.

7. **Gloria Steinem**: The legendary feminist icon Gloria Steinem never felt the need to drive, thanks to New York City’s extensive public transport. Despite intending to get a license, she admitted it was a task that simply never made it to her to-do list.

8. **Teddi Mellencamp**: Anxiety can grip even the most confident individuals, and for Teddi Mellencamp, it manifests as driving anxiety. She only ventures to familiar places, staying within her “comfort zones.” Teddi is open about her struggles, sharing her anxiety with fans and hoping to conquer her fears one day.

9. **J.K. Rowling**: The creator of the magical world of Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling, admitted to having no driving skills. Her lack of spatial awareness and machinery mishaps make her more comfortable using alternative transport.

10. **Noel Gallagher**: Despite owning several cars, Noel Gallagher avoids the driver’s seat. He humorously foresaw potential road rage incidents if he ever passed his driving test, choosing to stay chauffeured instead.

11. **Lena Dunham**: Lena Dunham, the creator of ‘Girls,’ harbors a serious fear of driving. Her candid admission on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show revealed her apprehension. She humorously acknowledged that not everyone is meant to drive, likening driving to being a mother – not everyone is cut out for it. Lena firmly believes that if she ever were to drive, she would be a danger to others, thus opting to stay away from the steering wheel.

12. **Christina Aguilera**: Christina Aguilera does possess a driver’s license, but she avoids driving whenever possible. Her fear of driving in Los Angeles, combined with the threat of paparazzi, keeps her away from the driver’s seat. She humorously shared her concern during an appearance on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live,’ emphasizing her desire to avoid accidental run-ins with the persistent photographers.

13. **Jennifer Lopez**: J.Lo, the iconic pop star, only recently rekindled her driving skills after a 25-year hiatus. Her fiancé, Alex Rodriguez, surprised her with a Porsche for her 50th birthday, sparking her return to driving. Her candid video showed both excitement and a hint of nervousness, proving that even stars can feel the jitters behind the wheel.

14. **Ed Sheeran**: Ed Sheeran, with his relatable charm, managed to pass his driving test at the age of 24. His playful announcement on social media showed his happiness in finally achieving this milestone. His journey to getting a license was a humorous one, involving many attempts and a lot of patience.

15. **Charlie Watts**: Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts, iconic for his beats, never learned to drive. Growing up in London with a comprehensive public transport system, driving was never a necessity for him. Despite owning a couple of classic cars, Charlie preferred to let the music take him places, literally and metaphorically.

Driving and celebrities have a love-hate relationship. While some stars embrace the open road, others prefer the back seat, sometimes due to humorous and endearing reasons. These anecdotes highlight the human side of your favorite stars, reminding us that whether it’s a fear of the road, a phobia of paparazzi, or just a lack of interest, celebrities are just like us in their driving adventures, albeit with a unique twist!

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