Look! 20 Car Brands Whose Drivers Leave Us Laughing (and Crying)

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The intriguing realm of automotive reputations reveals a surprising correlation between car brands and their drivers’ notorious behavior on the road. Buckle up as we explore the 17 car manufacturers whose owners have made headlines for their driving mishaps, ranging from outrageous DUIs to staggering speeding violations. This data-driven examination uncovers a humorous yet telling narrative about the personalities behind the wheel, shedding light on the often-unexpected link between vehicle choice and driving conduct.

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1. **Ram**: Leading the pack, Ram drivers take the title for the worst driving incidents with 32.90 per 1,000 drivers. Imagine being in a powerful Ram, and thinking it’s okay to zoom past speed limits — that’s how incidents happen! If there’s a place for bad driving, it sounds like it’s right behind the wheel of a Ram.

2. **Tesla**: With a shiny electric exterior, Tesla drivers seem to be more about the thrill of speed than road safety. Coming in second at 31.13 incidents per 1,000 drivers, these high-performance vehicles may attract a certain thrill-seeking crowd. When you think cutting-edge technology, do you also think cutting corners? Seems like it!

3. **Subaru**: At 30.09 incidents per 1,000 drivers, Subaru drivers are known for their adventure-loving spirit. But sometimes that adventurous nature leads to reckless driving. Perhaps they’re just too busy planning their next off-road escapade to notice the speed limit signs!

4. **Volkswagen**: They may be iconic in style, but Volkswagen drivers also make quite the splash, landing at 27.92 incidents per 1,000 drivers. It’s almost as if they’re too busy enjoying their ‘pocket rocket’ to remember safe driving practices. Let’s hope they come equipped with good insurance!

5. **Mazda**: With a slight mischief in their design, Mazda drivers clock in at 27.74 incidents per 1,000 drivers. It seems these agile vehicles attract some daredevils who fancy themselves on the open road. Maybe the real zoom-zoom is just wanting to break speed records!

6. **BMW**: Ah, the luxury of a BMW! Who knew that such elegance would come with a hefty dose of driving incidents? With 26.82 incidents per 1,000 drivers, BMW drivers might just be too caught up in their status to drive safely. They may be living the high life, but their driving skills seem to need a little work!

7. **Lexus**: Known for their smooth rides, Lexus drivers aren’t immune to mishaps, either. They come in with 26.73 incidents per 1,000 drivers. Maybe it’s the fancy interior that distracts them from the road, or they just can’t let go of that luxurious lifestyle, even behind the wheel.

8. **Infiniti**: At 26.72 incidents per 1,000 drivers, Infiniti drivers are in the same luxury league as BMW and Lexus. Perhaps they think their sleek ride gives them a pass on obeying the rules of the road? Just because you drive in style doesn’t mean you should drive wildly!

9. **Hyundai**: With a modest count of 25.47 incidents per 1,000 drivers, Hyundai drivers are often viewed as sensible. But even the most practical can have a day where they forget the rules of the road. At least their incidents aren’t off-the-charts crazy.

10. **Toyota**: Coming in at 25.13 incidents per 1,000 drivers, Toyota drivers might be known for reliability, but it seems they can also be a bit too laid-back. Maybe they’ve become complacent, thinking they can drive on autopilot. Let’s hope they stay sharp!

11. **Jeep**: With their adventurous spirit and off-road capabilities, Jeep drivers are clocking in at 25.06 incidents per 1,000 drivers. It seems like they might be more focused on climbing hills than obeying road rules. They’re rugged, but let’s keep the ruggedness off the road!

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12. **Kia**: Kia drivers have racked up 24.88 incidents per 1,000 drivers. While they offer good value for money, it looks like some drivers might be getting a little too comfortable behind the wheel. Let’s remind them that value doesn’t mean reckless!

13. **Honda**: With a solid reputation for reliability, Honda drivers seem to have forgotten about the rules sometimes, with 24.83 incidents per 1,000 drivers. They might be running late to their next destination, but let’s not make it an emergency!

14. **Audi**: At 24.36 incidents per 1,000 drivers, Audi drivers may feel the need for speed. Maybe it’s the luxury driving experience that has them thinking they can bend the rules a bit. A little caution can go a long way, folks!

15. **Nissan**: Nissan drivers bring in 24.18 incidents per 1,000 drivers. Their reliability might tempt them into thinking they are invincible. Spoiler alert: they’re not!

16. **Mercedes-Benz**: With 23.88 incidents per 1,000 drivers, Mercedes-Benz drivers must be careful not to let their luxurious image lead them to drive recklessly. Luxury should come with responsibility, don’t you think?

17. **Chevrolet**: Last but not least, Chevrolet drivers hit the charts with 22.69 incidents per 1,000 drivers. With such a wide range of models, it’s a wonder they can’t keep it safe. They might need to buckle down on their driving skills!

18. **Ford**: Coming in hot at 22.46 incidents per 1,000 drivers, Ford drivers are known for their no-nonsense approach to driving, yet they still find themselves in a little hot water now and then. Maybe it’s those classic pickup trucks and sporty Mustangs that encourage a little too much speed. Let’s keep them on the straight and narrow!

19. **Mitsubishi**: With a slightly better reputation, Mitsubishi drivers register 22.28 incidents per 1,000 drivers. While they tend to keep it cooler than some of the brands above, it’s evident that they’re not all about the chill when it comes to safety. Let’s remind them that being a rebel without a cause isn’t exactly safe driving!

20. **Volvo**: Known for safety, you might think Volvo drivers would be at the bottom of the bad driver list. However, they racked up 22.24 incidents per 1,000 drivers. Perhaps it’s all those safety features making them a little too relaxed behind the wheel. Safety first, folks, but don’t let it make you complacent!